LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

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… Is Harley even a villain anymore? Between this and the thing I saw a while back with her refusing to fight a superhero who was pregnant, it’s… I mean, she’s turning complicated.

Nah, I think Harley’s more of an antihero than a villain. Though one thing I find really interestingly inverted is that while a lot of male comic anti-heroes will be grim tortured types with soft spots for good girls (see: every issue of sin city, haha), she’s a bright and goofy scamp with a soft spot for a totally fucking evil bastard. I like it. 

all of that is from the injustice comic not the main DC universe. so if you’re confused that’s why

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i think everyone on tumblr is very confused


everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

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Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!


dude: yeaaah

this is so important

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Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing


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date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

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